Gosh! Kinnear you *toot*

How do you give your first press conference to the media? Joe Kinnear, the new Newcastle United manager made sure that the media would remember him in their files. Kinnear first made headlines when he was revealed to be a surprise replacement for King Kev. It was "surprising" because Kinnear had only managed low-end teams before that. No Newcastle officials welcome him on the day of his appointment and he had to pay for the cab fare that takes him to St. James' Park. The funny thing was that when he first went to the training ground, none of the players were even there. What a way to start your first day in your job.

Kinnear was annoyed. Very annoyed and pissed on what the media had written about him. Ferguson may be one of the most vulgar managers but he certainly wouldn't do this in his first press conference. Kinnear literally spent the whole period just ranting, scolding and picking a fight with those that have spanked him with the headlines. Below is an extract of his "colourful" exchanges with the journalist. Warning : not suitable for kiddies and certainly not a family-oriented dialogue..hahahaha..

Joe Kinnear: Which one is Simon Bird [Daily Mirror's north-east football writer]?
Simon Bird: Me.
JK: You're a c**t.
SB: Thank you.
JK: Which one is Hickman [Niall, football writer for the Express]? You are out of order. Absolutely f**king out of order. If you do it again, I am telling you you can f**k off and go to another ground. I will not come and stand for that f**king crap. No f**king way, lies. F**k, you're saying I turned up and they [Newcastle's players] f**ked off.
SB: No Joe, have you read it, it doesn't actually say that. Have you read it?
JK: I've f**king read it, I've read it.
SB: It doesn't say that. Have you read it?
JK: You are trying to f**king undermine my position already.
SB: Have you read it, it doesn't say that. I knew you knew they were having a day off.
JK: F**k off. F**k off. It's your last f**king chance.
SB: You read the copy? It doesn't say that you didn't know.
JK: What about the headline, you think that's a good headline?
SB: I didn't write the headline, you read the copy.
JK: You are negative b**tards, the pair of you.

Fu-yoh! That was some extreme stuff! Kinnear does have his way to make new friends in Newcastle eh...hahahaha. Another award winning personality from Newcastle =p. They have legendary defenders like Boumsong and Bramble, legendary managers like Grame Souness, legendary owners like Freddy Sheperd and Mike Ashley and now a legendary press conference! Lol..Kinnear's gonna be an Internet sensation for sure =p